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Br J Gen Pract. 2005 May 1; 55(514): 409.
PMCID: PMC1463179

The collective noun for coincidences

I write about coincidences (April issue) and up pops another: so a double coincidence. I was going to try, in my 420 words, to sum up my despondency. I still think that the fundamental organisation of the NHS is right: nowhere is there an altogether better system. It's just that so much of what politicians and their medical allies impose and suggest is so wrong. Once, the surgical houseman clerked the patients, and was the final common pathway to the patients. SHOs did simple operations in preparation for more complicated ones. Now, no-one clerks the patients (a recent document in our Trust asked for better ways to ‘de-doctor’ assessment clinics) and surgical practitioners will do the simple operations. These changes are expediency, but we are supposed to think they will improve care. I was brought up on the old model of medical care. It was drilled into me. I cannot, unlike for a new treatment presented with evidence of its effectiveness, throw up my hands and proclaim the new order.

There are so many other things. Hospitals are to be allowed to advertise to attract patients. It's part of the new ‘patient-led’ NHS. It's barmy. This same NHS now has ‘choose and book’, and consultants have no control over who comes into their clinics. Those who could be dealt with by a letter to the GP will have to be seen. The patient comes first.

Only if the doctor has not already left. And that is my coincidence. As I struggled to say all I wanted in my 420 words, I found the words of a doctor that say it all, and he has indeed just left. Theodore Dalrymple is the pseudonym he has used when writing many articles about the inanities and insanities of the NHS. I especially liked his rejoinder when presented with a multitude of audit forms: ‘I can see the patients, or I can fill in the forms. Which one do you want me to do?’ I could quote almost every word from his valedictory, but his penultimate paragraph will suffice:1

‘If [the government] cannot improve its own reputation, however, it can at least destroy that of the medical profession by undermining the basis of the popular trust placed in it, for the government wants no autonomous professions with which it can be unfavourably compared. To bring everyone down to its own level, and the level of its apparatchicks, is its goal.’

Be warned.

REFERENCE

1. Dalrymple T. A doctor's farewell. The Spectator. 2005;22 January:14–15.

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